medievaljournalist:

a merchant has died trying to do the akira slide in a wagon

knucklestheenchilada:

jeza-red:

magikus-miccentyu:

Perfect woman

She’s everything to me

mihai-florescu:

everythingfox:

(via)

arsonforcharlie:

partywithponies:

When the player character dialogue options in a game all suck:

when you pick what sounds like a good option but then it ends up being the complete opposite tone from what it sounded like it would be

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

recomvery:

Listen to me. You can wear a croptop even if you’re fat. You can wear a bikini. A short skirt. A dress with an open back. Biker shorts. You can wear whatever you want.

dafishaarnoldi:

punkitt-is-here:

punkitt-is-here:

and i count my blessings every day

yeah-yeah-beebiss-1:

i don’t care what anyone says, the “multiple floating weapons controlled by telepathy/whatever” is, has been, and always will be cool as shit

sloppystyle: