a merchant has died trying to do the akira slide in a wagon
Perfect woman
She’s everything to me
When the player character dialogue options in a game all suck:
when you pick what sounds like a good option but then it ends up being the complete opposite tone from what it sounded like it would be
Listen to me. You can wear a croptop even if you’re fat. You can wear a bikini. A short skirt. A dress with an open back. Biker shorts. You can wear whatever you want.
and i count my blessings every day
i don’t care what anyone says, the “multiple floating weapons controlled by telepathy/whatever” is, has been, and always will be cool as shit